Friday, January 8, 2010

Funny SMS

A student wrote a letter to his father from Hostel:
Dear Dad!
No Mony, No Fun
Your Son.
His Father Replied:
Dear Son!
So Sad, Very Bad,
Your Dad!
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Kabhi kehta tha dost mera k,
Jaan bhi mango gay to hazir hai,
Aaj apni bivi ko JAAN kehta hai,
Aur mangta hon to galiyan deta hai,
Matlabi Saala!
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Ae chand ki kirno jao na,
Tum usko chho kar aao na!
Woh kab kab kya kya kerta hai,
Woh jagta hai ya sota hai,
Woh sham ko kesa lagta hai,
Woh raat ko kesa dikhta hai,
Jab soye kesa lagta hai,
Jab jagy kesa dikhta hai,
Tum chupke chupke jao na,
Tum usko chho kar aao na!
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Sardar wrote: ' Beautiful Red Underware'
Teacher: What?
Sardar: His name is Sundar Lal Chaddi.
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Aik jamadaar gutter se kachra nikaal raha tha aik Sikh pass se guzra to ruk gaya aur bola
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yar 2 rotiyaan mere liye bhi lete aana
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Movies related to
university life.
1.Exam Evil dead

2.Classes Kabhi Kabhi

3.Viva Encounter

4.Examination Hall Chamber Of Secret

5.Examiner Don

6.Course Godzilla

7.Paper Checking Andha Qaanon

8.Exam Time Qiamat se Qiamat tak

9.Question Paper Aik Paheli

10.Answer Paper Kora Kagaz

11.Paper Out Plan

12.Result Sadma

13.Pass Chamatkar

14.Fail Devdas

15.Vacation Masti

16.Supplementary Akhri Rasta.
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